is sand called sand because its between sea and land?
Considering starting The Cersei Lannister Diet, which is basically just red wine and your own disappointment in the human race.
i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming
I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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